This kids’ homework ‘pattern’ is not the obvious one and it’s melting people’s brains
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
- John has spent three decades writing about TV, media and popular culture. As broadcasting correspondent of the Guardian he spent many happy years presenting the paper’s MediaTalk podcast, interviewing the likes of Matt Berry, Armando Iannucci and Charlie Brooker.
- A former chairman of the television critics association, the Broadcasting Press Guild, he presented their annual awards ceremony and has a whole bunch of photos of him standing next to A-list celebrities (pictures available on request).
- He has also hosted events for Bafta and the Edinburgh TV Festival, and chaired the press jury prize at the Rose d’Or entertainment festival in Montreux.
Experience
John spent nearly 20 years at the Guardian, first as a freelance and then as a staff member on the Media Guardian team, editing the paper’s Media Monkey diary column. He first started writing about the television business at Broadcast magazine, before joining Heat and (briefly) The Sun. He began his career in local newspapers at the Medway News in Kent and the Norwich Evening News. He has only done stand-up twice and on one of those occasions he was fortunate enough to share the bill with Greg Davies and Rhod Gilbert (before they were famous, obviously).Education
John has an MA in Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford University.Trump broke his Twitter silence to say ‘never surrender!’ and everyone made the same joke
Trump was recorded as 6ft 3in and 215lbs and this news channel’s reaction surely speaks for the world
People have been sharing tales of the fastest they saw someone fired – 17 record-breakers
This woman realising she totally didn’t get how age works is a very funny watch
Simply 7 supremely satisfying times Andrew Tate was owned into next year
13 funniest things people said about that first pic of Nicholas Lyndhurst in Frasier
The hilarious twist in the tail of this use for an old mobile phone box is simply magnificent
People are sharing their favourite ‘Sir, this is a Wendy’s moments’ – 13 funniest facepalms
This excruciating accidental handshake is giving us so much second hand embarrassment we can’t stop watching
13 outrageously entitled siblings who played the family card to zero effect
An American influencer brought a suitcase of Diet Coke to Europe because they don’t have it there – 17 fizzing responses
This video of how high we could jump elsewhere in the solar system is fascinating (and terrifying)
This best ever job rejection letter has just gone wildly viral again and it’s simply magnificent
The hilarious comedy noises made by this unfortunate buggy crash are next level perfection
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