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This conservative anti-abortionist was magnificently owned by ‘the greatest lake of all time’ and it’s an all time classic

A professor shared this absolute body blow of a student note and you don’t have to be 30+ to appreciate it, but it helps

Someone bemoaned how ‘sexual’ the world had become and this comeback was just short of orgasmic

This takedown of a ‘wet wipe’ sticking their nose way too far into someone else’s business is a proper hall of famer

There were lots of funny responses to Nadine Dorries’ photo with Boris Johnson but only one clear winner

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

13 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks that went viral this week

Bristol Airport unveiled a new ‘multi-faith area’ and flew into a storm of mockery – 17 favourite jokes

This person had a theory to stop volcanos erupting and was brutally owned by one of the biggest of the lot

People are confessing the most boomer complaints they have – 19 delightfully grumpy suggestions

Dom Joly had the best response after someone trolled him for watching I’m A Celebrity

Alison Moyet had the very best response to Cliff Richard refusing a picture with Elvis because he was fat

23 funniest and totally on-point things people said about Cliff Richard after he rejected a photo with ‘fat’ Elvis

17 people (and things) that new far right Argentina president Javier Milei looks like

This footie fans’ hilarious row over who had more (or most) wins transcended football and will have you shaking your head into next week