25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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Went to the toilet once and a guy in the next cubicle said "alright, mate! What you up to there?" I replied "hey just having a shit". An awkward pause followed before the guy in the next cubicle said "I'll have to call you back, mate…." I hid in that cubicle for an hour.
— Fesshole (@fesshole) December 11, 2023
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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you're raising the bar.
— Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian) December 10, 2023
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"…..Albuquerque!" pic.twitter.com/aVIHrQwFa1
— Ricardo Autobahn (@ricardoautobahn) December 14, 2023
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My cousin Clevis is afraid of nudists. He’s the only person I know who bought a T-shirt cannon for self-defense.
— D.N. Schmidt (@Writepop) December 12, 2023
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Wasn’t that a Pavarotti tune? pic.twitter.com/NmSq0jeihT
— Phil Pagett (@Phil_Pagett) December 11, 2023
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Of course I want to connect with my high school boyfriend's mom thank you LinkedIn.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) December 11, 2023
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Can confirm. It’s cramped and frankly quite smelly. pic.twitter.com/fxTrh18Q4l
— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) December 13, 2023
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Why cow do that? Now floor look weird. Cow should stop being twat. pic.twitter.com/EwUacRwWuU
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) December 11, 2023
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Me: I want to buy a keyboard
Yamaha: yep
Me: … and a guitar
Yamaha: yeah we got you bro
Me: also weird q but do you know where i can find a jet ski?
Yamaha: you’re not gonna believe this
— Andrew Lynch (@andrewglynch) December 10, 2023
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Wife: have you seen the dog bowl?
Me: no, is he any good?
— Boog (@bewgtweets) December 10, 2023
