Our Favourite Funny Tweets of the Year (Part 2)
Welcome back to our round-up of the 100 funniest tweets of 2023. If you’ve landed here without reading the first lot, don’t worry – there’s no plot, just random amusing stuff. You can find it here.
Without further ado, here are the final 50 of our round-up. We hope you enjoy them.
1.
Mutant healing powers and Adamantium Bones don't count for shit when there's a piece of Lego on the floor. pic.twitter.com/4Hgkk9FUO6
— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) July 11, 2023
2.
Never been into Fleetwood Mac but just heard a song where they start playing a cover of the theme from Formula One at the end love it lads – let's have Grandstand next please
— Dank Ackroyd (@dank_ackroyd) July 9, 2023
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While we’re worrying about AI, the bollards are planning a global revolution pic.twitter.com/grhb3kYGPr
— Dr Helen Ingram (@drhingram) July 15, 2023
4.
Center Parcs have announced that their sites are now entirely cashless, which is pretty much how you could describe everyone else there within fifteen minutes of arriving.
— Simon Harris – Man Behaving Dadly (THAT’S DADLY) (@simonharris_mbd) July 16, 2023
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Finally some Catholic protein powder pic.twitter.com/b67IumYwr6
— Will Sebag-Montefiore is falling all around us (@wsebag) July 24, 2023
6.
Who's your favorite Beatle: John, Paul, George or Murderous 14th Century Monk? pic.twitter.com/ISIky7rnvS
— Josh Weinstein (@Joshstrangehill) July 26, 2023
7.
rip dracula u would have loved going down a water slide flat on your back arms crossed over your chest
— is that keri? (@itiskeri) August 16, 2023
8.
why does this mcdonald’s look like a containment unit full of evil spirits pic.twitter.com/AfaZ2Q5sRz
— laura (@ecto_fun) August 14, 2023
9.
We didn't start the fire update pic.twitter.com/tj5r9zcZJ9
— James (@jrawson) August 16, 2023
10.
I eat cake every day so I find it hard to get excited about birthday cake. It’s just my normal lunch except it’s on fire and I have to share it.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) August 15, 2023
11.
When you’re competing in the Athletics World Championships in Budapest but take the opportunity to pose for your Guardian columnist headshot pic.twitter.com/MPDNWD7v6I
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) August 22, 2023
12.
Woman finds homework assignment for a balsa wood project in kids bag at 8pm on a Sunday night pic.twitter.com/cTTqoBYFEb
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) August 27, 2023
13.
I have been watching a number of YouTube videos about how to cut my belly fat, and I find it incredibly surprising that no one seems to mention that I should probably stop eating cake every day.
— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) September 4, 2023
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People who camp are like, “But camping is so much fun!” and then tell you a story about how they had to fight a raccoon at 2 AM.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 6, 2023
16.
How your email finds me pic.twitter.com/kSgjKszVZY
— Paul Anthony Jones (@paulanthjones) September 6, 2023
17.
just bought Ed Sheeran’s new album pic.twitter.com/CXV6gLfqwP
— katie (@pipterino) September 7, 2023
18.
What's stopping you from replying to all your emails with this? pic.twitter.com/bYEeIiJZyB
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) September 7, 2023
19.
Just off to an abandoned foyer for some normal standing with the boys pic.twitter.com/7rRuRzpfx1
— Hannah Rose Woods (@hannahrosewoods) September 11, 2023
20.
My mum Put her shopping list up as a story. Check out her response pic.twitter.com/H5KW0oNfhP
— Nerine Skinner (@nerineskinner) September 12, 2023
21.
Wouldn't like to be in their choux. pic.twitter.com/p4Y9hyTJne
— Julie D Irwin (@JDIrwinbooks) September 13, 2023
22.
Plenty of fun to be had in town pic.twitter.com/TGmMlbwf0T
— Catherine Gogerty (@catherine_hann) September 11, 2023
23.
A touching memorial to Bob Holness in Nice. The French know how to honour the cultural greats. pic.twitter.com/GRIuUYCj7N
— Julian Shea (@juliansheasport) September 18, 2023
24.
SCIENTISTS. A sample of Liz Truss’s DNA could make an excellent starting point for developing a vaccine for Impostor Syndrome
— (@TwopTwips) September 18, 2023
25.
Me, making a pediatrician appt for my 5yo son.
Receptionist: “What’s his birth year?”
Me: “17”
Them: “2017 or….?”
Me: “Oh yes. 2017.”
In my head: No, 1817. We’ll make the arduous journey to your office in our covered wagon.
— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) September 19, 2023
