Festive and Funny – Our Fave Christmas Jokes from 2023 – Part 1
‘Tis the season to eat holly … or something – perhaps that’s if you’re a deer. But also, ’tis the season to find out what the funny people of Twitter/X have had to say about Christmas.
Here are 30 for a start.
1.
Recreate the magic of ‘A Christmas Carol’ for an elderly relative by waking them repeatedly to tell them where they’ve gone wrong in life.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) November 26, 2023
2.
I couldn't be arsed with elf on the shelf this year pic.twitter.com/ZUZmCk9Ghr
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) December 7, 2023
3.
If you love Christmas music you probably never worked retail during the holidays.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) November 20, 2023
4.
According to my kids' Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) November 30, 2023
5.
Rudolph to the all the reindeers who wouldn’t let him join in any reindeer games pic.twitter.com/OT6pmITs6H
— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) December 7, 2023
6.
The perfect Christmas tree doesn’t exi…… pic.twitter.com/LMLPs90rnX
— Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ к ♠️ (@__bee_kay__) December 7, 2023
7.
Me and my mate Steve are doing Christmas hand puppets.
Whilst he looked slim on my hand, Good King Wenceslas looked stout on the fist of Stephen.— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) December 3, 2023
8.
My toxic trait during Christmas is getting excited and buying the kids presents that take me 86 hours to put together.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 27, 2023
9.
It's about the time of year when someone posts this on Facebook and the boomers go absolutely nuts over it as the smartest thing they've ever seen pic.twitter.com/Q76hrdKcOy
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) December 5, 2023
10.
my favorite holiday tradition is explaining the rules of a new board game my family never wanted to play in the first place
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) December 12, 2023
11.
Crawling down a chimney with a sack of presents would be pretty uncomfortable if you're claus-trophobic.
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) December 3, 2023
12.
You know that the holidays have lost their magic when your teen asks for a calculator for Christmas.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 4, 2023
13.
My mate is planning to release a festive single called Duvet know it’s Christmas.
It’s a cover version.#dadjokes
— Selvaseelan Selvarajah (@DrSelvarajah) December 7, 2023
14.
It’s so funny that one of Santa’s reindeer is named Vixen. He’s like “and this…is the sexy one.”
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) December 3, 2023
15.
I've Just finished decorating the Christmas tree. pic.twitter.com/aJxASFTNk7
— Jim Corbridge (@MrBonMot) November 28, 2023
