Life p.16

A billionaire said young men only need four words to get a woman to talk to them – 24 people with some important feedback

The government put out a video where parents talk about free breakfast clubs and, oh boy, a lot of people are mad about the answers

Somebody asked call centre workers about the weirdest things they’d heard while on hold – 23 people who forgot someone was listening in

‘What is the most expensive thing you’ve ever bought but never used?’ – 21 regrettably pricey purchases

‘What is a disturbing truth that you know?’ – 21 things you might wish you never learned

The bilious fury with which these men trolled a woman who dared share her doctorate is a grim snapshot of social media right now

A bloke complained about the lack of fuss around International Men’s Day and these stellar women surely said it best

A Maga manbaby trolled a woman for wanting to be called doctor and her A++ reply bodied him straight into A+E

This school pupil’s A++ note after a car was damaged by their bus driver in a ‘hit and run’ just gets better and better

‘What’s the girl code you won’t break ever?’ – 21 ways women will always have each other’s backs

A woman shared her 11-point list of ‘green flags in a man’s apartment’ and we’re not sure if these replies say more about men – or women

‘What tiny detail instantly gave away someone’s whole personality?’ – 23 little things that made big reveals

A Little Englander shared their Christmas list of ‘mass deportations and my country back’ and was owned to the North Pole and back

An ‘anti-woke warrior’ trolled this graduate’s ‘useless’ degree and was gloriously owned into next year and back

Someone asked Twitter if it’s okay to take a newborn to a child-free wedding, and the internet chose to speak now rather than hold their peace