Life p.99

Elon Musk trolled this Guardian report about his Trump chat and this professor’s magnificent comeback was simply epic

People are getting riled up over spoon etiquette and it’s the most British thing we’ve ever seen

Al Murray had the perfect response to the death of cut and paste guru Larry Tesler and it looks like it will run and run. And run

White supremacists said it was uncivilised to eat without forks and spoons and were ridiculed into next year

23 next-level comebacks that all deserve a mention in the takedown hall of fame

People have been sharing ‘brutally honest dating advice for men’ – 23 absolutes

‘What is something people in their 20s don’t realise will significantly impact them as they hit 40?’ – 17 midlife warnings from the future

30 people who wouldn’t tell anyone if they won the lottery, but there would be signs

‘What’s something people take too lightly but shouldn’t?’ 17 things we should definitely think about more often

A proud bigot said it was emasculating for men if their girlfriend proposed to them and this comeback was a gold medal winner

‘What’s one thing men do that they think is attractive, but actually isn’t?’ – 25 instant libido killers

People are sharing the secrets they learned about someone after many years of friendship – 23 closet rattling skeletons

There are only two types of traveller at the airport (and they’re usually married to each other) – which one are you?

These 17 satisfying self-owns are here to give you your daily dose of schadenfreude

These foods were once thought to be the height of sophistication (and we’re not judging if you still think that, honest)