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Show us something as pathetic as Donald Trump sulking until María Corina Machado gave him her Nobel Peace Prize – we’ll wait

The White House’s ‘Which way, Greenland man?’ meme disturbed on so many levels and got all the responses it deserved

A reporter called out Trump on the tariff bonanza he promised Americans and his response was page one of his presidential playbook

Donald Trump appeared to fall asleep in the Oval Office and the girl on the right’s reaction made the whole thing so much funnier

Donald Trump had to clarify the spelling of ‘whole milk’ and it said so much more about him than it did anyone else – 13 full fat responses

“Don’t go to medical school!” – Elon Musk predicts AI robots will make human surgeons ‘pointless’ within three years, and the chinny reckon is visible from space

A Democratic congressman wants to force Ice agents to wear QR codes as ID, and there’s not enough facepalm in the world – 18 unconvinced reactions

A Trump minion’s IQ shrinkingly idiotic argument about ‘ICE hysteria’ didn’t even make it to the first hurdle, let alone fall at it

If ever a 9-second clip could nail the true ghastliness of Donald Trump and his White House then it’s surely this

Trump claims the protesters are having ‘fake riot’ training in hotels, where they learn to chant “Shame! Shame! Shame!” – 18 facepalms visible from Mar-a-Lago to the White House

Donald Trump was asked about comments by the Greenland PM and his response is exactly why the country wants nothing to do with the US

Watch Trump lose his rag and flip off the brave soul who taunted him about the Epstein Files during a factory visit. Give that heckler a medal

Karoline Leavitt offloaded the full force of the White House on ICE shooting victim Renee Good and it sent people properly mad

The White House declared an end to the war … on protein – 15 lip-smacking responses

Kristi Noem’s podium slogan was a chilling throwback to a time people thought would never return – 13 responses that absolutely nail it