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Trump said America’s lawmakers had better things to do than investigate Epstein and the entire internet begged to differ

America lectured Europe on press freedom and this European’s A++ comeback was simply magnificent

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s blistering 38-second takedown of Pam Bondi was so brutal you could almost feel sorry for her (not really)

This hard-hitting parody ‘Visit USA’ ad spotted on the London Underground definitely won’t do anything to reverse the tourism ‘Trump slump’

The White House posted images of Valentine’s Day candy hearts saying “Daddy’s Home” and the creepiness detector just exploded into smithereens

A mega Maga told Keir Starmer he definitely didn’t win a mandate and he was so confidently incorrect it hurts

Donald Trump said no other country than the US has mail-in ballots and was fact checked til he farted

Pam Bondi’s mind-boggling deflection from the Epstein Files had people wondering what they can get away with by citing the Dow – 21 Bondiesque excuses

RFK Jr explained why he’s not ‘scared of a germ’, and left everyone else needing a splash of mind bleach – 17 raised eyebrows

This congressman threw a truth bomb in Pam Bondi’s face and her reaction made it even better

JD Vance told American Olympians who dare criticise Trump to ‘stay out of politics’ and was brutally schooled into the next Olympiad

Pam Bondi thought she was being smart but ended up blowing her own face off and it’s simply glorious

Pam Bondi’s rant about Trump boosting the stock market when asked about the Epstein Files tells you everything you need to know about the US Government right now

Donald Trump said he ‘couldn’t understand a word’ Bad Bunny said and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had the brutal final word

Kid Rock tried to explain why his Maga gig wasn’t as lame as people said and just made the whole thing so much worse