Turns out it’s harder for Donald Trump to walk a straight line than you might have thought – 14 straight up A++ observations
Donald Trump loves to wang on about he aces all those cognitive tests he is constantly doing, without ever explaining why he seems to have to do them so regularly (or what he actually scores in them).
But if the American president really does get 100% every time, then we’re guessing the challenges don’t get so hard as, er, actually managing to walk in a straight line.
Because, well, watch …
Walking in a straight line is hard. pic.twitter.com/k1Hd5hW149
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 5, 2026
Unusually hypnotic, that, and we never thought we’d say that about Trump.
And these people surely said it best.
1.
Holy shit! When are we gonna have a real conversation about whatever the fuck is going on here? https://t.co/q77WPjemrJ
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) May 5, 2026
2.
Other presidents would salute the Marine. Donald Trump is barely able to walk, forget about saluting. https://t.co/LnIPtmMVVn
— 💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 (@herotimeszero) May 5, 2026
3.
There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile
He lived a crooked lifestyle, conning people through his smile— Amy B (@amyblance2000) May 5, 2026
4.
What Trump is doing here, is called “veering.” It shows poor balance. He’s had balance issues – we often see him grasping a podium or railing to steady himself. I don’t know that we’ve seen this before. It could be neuropathic; it’s also often a side effect from medication. https://t.co/CVe9NlsN1k
— The Shallow State (@OurShallowState) May 5, 2026
5.
Needs to grab both sides of the the <checks notes> two step staircase to get off Marine One then weaves like someone stumbling out of a bar at closing time to precisely NO commentary in the press who would have run this like the Zapruder film if it was Joe Biden 🙄 https://t.co/uoy6fMFWUa
— scary lawyerguy (@scarylawyerguy) May 5, 2026
6.
Me walking out of the bathroom the morning after eating a block of cheese https://t.co/66x4rw0TVH
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) May 5, 2026
7.
They call this dance the "Strait of Hormuz" pic.twitter.com/Kuf4pXnDdQ
— TheRealThelmaJohnson (@TheRealThelmaJ1) May 5, 2026