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Nothing to see here. Just Donald Trump telling the inaugural Board of Peace forum that he doesn’t like ‘young, handsome men’, because he likes women

People discovered that 12 per cent of Americans think Joan of Arc was married to Noah, and the mockery was biblical – 19 favourites

Elon Musk suggested that people share their medical records with Grok, and even Grok said that was a big, fat no-no

JD Vance’s attempt at a joke about AOC caused levels of tumbleweed previously unseen by human eyes, and her comeback absolutely smoked him

People reckon Karoline Leavitt just dropped Donald Trump right in it and the satisfaction was off the scale

JD Vance said all AOC does is ‘mouth slogans someone else gives to her’ and it backfired to spectacular effect

Karoline Leavitt said “It’s obviously true because I’m saying it up here”, and even she couldn’t keep a straight face – 19 helpings of Grade A chinny reckon

JD Vance was asked if he’d run for president and his D- answer suggests he probably shouldn’t

JD Vance just trolled the whole of Europe and these Europeans bit back in spectacular style

RFK Jr and Kid Rock teamed up to make a truly bizarre ‘Make America Healthy Again’ fitness vid and the reactions were a collective ‘WTF!?’

JD Vance proudly declared that Trump is ‘not Barack Obama’, and the internet said “No shit, Sherlock!” – 15 huuugely unflattering responses

Donald Trump said he’d been ‘totally exonerated’ on Epstein and reality had a question or two for the American president

Donald Trump claimed that Americans had never had it so good – ever – and it was a chinny reckon visible from the moon

Fox News just started doing Jeffrey Epstein jokes and they didn’t just plumb the depths, they went straight to the Mariana Trench

This American’s very specific take on the majesty of Cologne cathedral had Europeans hollering into next week