This rally’s near miss is the most nail-biting thing you’ll see today
Videos p.10
Donald Trump harked back to America’s tariff-backed ‘golden age’ and was fact checked til he farted
There was just one important thing Trump forgot to do during his big tariffs blast off and if anything sums up his administration, it’s this
Lauren Boebert mistook Oliver Stone for a different Stone entirely and if this was us we’d be ashamed to leave the house
Fox News actually asked Elon Musk a proper question and he looked as taken aback as the rest of us – 13 A++ responses
This gym dude’s off the scale response to the women who said they prefer ‘scrawny guys’ is a hall of fame jaw-dropper
Proof that parkour doesn’t have to be flash to be mind-bogglingly impressive
Kid Rock turned up at the White House dressed like this and the entirety of the internet responded as one
People have been sharing their favourite sitcom scenes – 18 hilariously welcome distractions from reality right now
Fox News’ Jesse Watters compared the US eyeing up Greenland to ‘dropping atomic bombs on Japan’ – 17 properly stunned reactions
Bob Mortimer and Richard Ayoade trying to make each other laugh is the funniest minute and a half of telly you’ll watch this week
Mark Carney’s epic rebuke of Donald Trump is a devastating watch and the sort of statesmanship he could only dream about
JD Vance took time out from salivating over Greenland to address US marines dressed like this and the entirety of the internet responded as one
This British journalist wouldn’t take MTG’s ‘go back to your own country’ for an answer and the American reporter’s A++ follow-up was slam-dunk magnificent
This loving musical tribute to Elon Musk is surely the most extraordinary thing you’ll watch this week, sending world cringe supplies to an all-time low