Weird World p.45

The Daily Mail launched ‘Woke Watch’ and the replies were just as satisfying as you’d hope – 17 favourites

This most unfortunate missed parcel delivery tale is a classic of the genre

Someone went on Tinder to get help moving her couch in exchange for a bottle of water – the internet swiped left

27 devilishly funny highlights from the ‘Satan’ account on Twitter

This entitled woman’s fury that these free plants didn’t also include delivery is quite the read

This cop using a kids’ slide went wildly viral and it’s a salutary lesson for us all (wait for it!)

This vintage anti-theft device is a perfect example of an awful idea, perfectly executed

This novel Exorcist prank made everyone’s day better (apart from the mother in law, obviously)

Barbie or no Barbie – this is a crime against pizza

When people shared their ‘amazing but true’ real life tales, this was the outright winner

This Tinder exchange was already wildly infuriating … and then comes the payoff

Pot Noodle went the extra mile with this ‘jerk flavour’ request and it’s very funny and totally heartwarming

These exceedingly specific lift instructions are melting brains everywhere

The hilarious moment this NPC streamer becomes self-aware is just fabulous

27 of the funniest snapshots from ‘Technically the Truth’ on Reddit