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Man On OK Cupid Lists His ‘Dealbreakers’

Poke Staff. Updated December 12th, 2020

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Emily received a message from a man on OK Cupid, but before responding to him checked out his profile and found the following list of over one hundred items on his “Don’t Message Me If…” section. He’s quite the catch! See her tumblr post.

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