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New York couple can’t find each other because their home is too big

Hardship has been redefined – a New York couple have to phone each other because their 11,000 foot home is simply too big, reports the Gothamist.

The home, which is currently on the market for $32 million, is apparently so gigantic that the couple are forced to phone each other to see if they’re home. The Wall Street Journal has this insight into their poor, tortured existence.

“A few months ago, Stuart Leaf was sitting in his Brooklyn Heights apartment when he got a call from his wife asking when he’d be home. It turned out “we’d both been home for three hours,” he said—their roughly 11,000-square-foot condo is so large that neither one realized the other was there.”

It must be a nightmare getting home and trying to work out if your partner is in one of the six bedrooms, the six bathrooms, the 3,500 bottle wine room, the gym with a rock climbing wall, the screening room, or the 75-foot-long terrace.

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