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Phil Mitchell: Queen of the drunks

Jasper. Updated January 18th, 2016

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Oh dear. As you may have seen last night, Phil is back on the bottle. So Dougie Pledger thought it only right to celebrate the fact by mashing-up a Queen song about it.

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