David Cameron’s joke about “rough sex on a farm” condemned as “awkward as f***”

The Times has reported that Cameron told a joke. Apparently at a “Tory team building away day” to “lighten the mood.”

Here it is, read it.

A man moves to Lincolnshire, and is lonely until he gets a visit from a local farmer.

The farmer invites him to a party, but warns him there will be a lot of heavy drinking.

The man agrees that a bit of booze is likely to help lubricate the evening, and help him make friends.

The farmer warns there will probably be a lot of fighting, but that doesn’t deter the newcomer.

Finally, the farmer says the evening will probably end with “a lot of rough sex”, but the new arrival shrugs and supposes that’s as good a way as any to get to know people in the community.

As the farmer turns to head home, the the man asks him what he should wear.

The farmer says: “You can wear whatever you like, because it’ll just be you and me.”

We’ve scanned the internet for reactions and the public and media have united as one to go “er… no”

“we don’t know what to think” – Metro

“It was awkward as fuck” – Baker Crane

“Still haven’t finished cringing” – Mikey Smith

“we’re not even sure it was funny” – The Mirror

Here’s the full clipping if you’re a glutton for punishment: