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Man leaves unnecessarily detailed instructions for dogsitter

Poke Staff. Updated May 5th, 2016

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Redditor Linhfu shared this diagram made by his Vietnamese Dad for the dogsitter – apparently his father was unsure if the person would know the dog was a boy, and where pee and poo comes from. And that pee is a liquid.

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