The reality of cooking breakfast with this “pirate eggs mould” is utterly terrifying!

Normal Bates. Updated July 6th, 2016

Cartoonist @rodmckie writes, “I want so much to have ‘pirate eggs’ for breakfast, but the reality is terrifying.”

@tkingdot replies, “this is you!”

However it’s not ALL fail, @Sarkies_Proxy says, “shame. It actually works really well for me…”