9 of the weirdest things people have stuck up their arses

A student recently made headlines after posting photos of her hospital visit due to having an active vibrator stuck up her bum. She’s not, however, the first person to get an object stuck up there, and most of them weren’t intended for that kind of use.
Here are 11 of the strangest:
1.
A glass bottle that the man claimed to have slipped onto ‘while defecating on wasteland’
2.
A live eel that the patient had inserted ‘to help his constipation’
3.
A coffee jar with pins through the lid (no excuse given)
4.
A lightbulb (which shattered on removal)
5.
A Buzz Lightyear toy (To infinity …and beyond?)
6.
Masonry adhesive, which had been administered using a glue gun
7.
A courgette (because sometimes the recipe just isn’t clear?)
8.
A can of deodorant
9.
A mobile phone, which a man claimed to have ‘slipped onto in the shower’
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That last one gives a whole new meaning to ‘ring tone’.
HT: metro.co.uk