“Trump Book Report” explains classic literature in the style of the Donald

Poke Staff. Updated October 20th, 2016

During last night’s third and thankfully final presidential debate the hashtag #TrumpBookReport was born, which describes various works of literature in the signature style of Donald Trump. This is what got the ball rolling…

Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"

— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016

And here are some of our favourites. They’re such great favourites. The best favourites. Such tremendous favourites.

Those poor heights. They were wuthering. Wuthering so bad. Bigly wuthering. I'll make them great again. #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench

— Hot Flashes & Hot Takes (@calliembush) October 20, 2016

Lolita. Beautiful woman. Phenomenal woman. In ten years, I'll be dating her. That Humbert Humbert guy. So low-energy. Sad! #TrumpBookReport

— LH (@lholmes12) October 20, 2016

https://twitter.com/Dean_Nimbly/status/789005594527019008

Alice is hot. Maybe in ten years I will be dating her. Just grab her by the Cheshire Cat. Make Wonderland Great Again! #TrumpBookReport

— Gary V. Foss (@garyvfoss) October 20, 2016

Great expectations? Not as great as my expectations. My expectations are tremendous. The best expectations. #trumpbookreport

— Ewan Tant (@CheTantos) October 20, 2016

https://twitter.com/rickburin/status/788990764760129537

Anne Frank. What a loser. And she got caught. I like refugees that weren't caught. Okay? #TrumpBookReport

— Jake K. Turx (@JakeTurx) October 20, 2016

Terrific book. God's a great author. 7 or 8 Commandments I could definitely agree with. The others I'd like to renegotiate #TrumpBookReport

— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) October 20, 2016

https://twitter.com/notquitefrodo/status/788969066006315010

https://twitter.com/mayapraff/status/788958733078519812

Lord of the rings? I have so many rings. All the rings. If I'm elected, we'll have so many rings you'll be tired of rings. #TrumpBookReport

— Jeff Chu 朱天慧 (@jeffchu) October 20, 2016

https://twitter.com/GRohac/status/788942695188271104

@AntonioFrench Lemme tell you about the Lord of the Flies. He's a loser. If I'm Lord, I'll have the best flies. The fliest flies.

— Eddie Babadook (@eddyapplesauce) October 20, 2016