9 stories from the mums on Mumsnet that’ll make you laugh or roll your eyes hard

Normal Bates. Updated December 11th, 2016

@mumsnet_madness us a brilliant Twitter account that provides “semi-regular updates from the depths of terror” that is mumsnet. Here’s 9 of their best:

9 stories from the mums on Mumsnet that’ll make you laugh or roll your eyes *hard*

1. ‘Have googled “accidentally painted a pigeon”‘

2. “sat with his knob in a cup of yogurt”

3. “I accidentally cupped his balls.”

4. “she knitted (yes, knitted) him a little mitten to mop up after himself.”

5. “selfish and needy”

6. “Fanny condensation”

7. “so my time is obviously really important”

8. “I shook it upside down to a shriek” /link via @ColneyCactus

9. “he seemed to think whispering ‘penetration’ in my ear was sexy.”

9 stories from the mums on Mumsnet that’ll make you laugh or roll your eyes hard