This bookshop is tweeting every word of the Harry Potter books to Piers Morgan
A bookshop owner is tweeting the entirety of all seven Harry Potter books to Piers Morgan after the ex-Mirror man said he had never read a word of JK Rowling’s creation.
It’s kind of impressive – and deeply terrifying – in equal measure.
.@piersmorgan For a second, Mr. Dursley didn't realize what he had seen — then he jerked his head around to look again. 27/32567
— Big Green Bookshop (@Biggreenbooks) February 11, 2017
.@piersmorgan There was a tabby cat standing on the corner of Privet Drive, but there wasn't a map in sight. 28/32567
— Big Green Bookshop (@Biggreenbooks) February 11, 2017
.@piersmorgan What could he have been thinking of? It must have been a trick of the light. Mr. Dursley blinked & stared at the cat. 29/32567
— Big Green Bookshop (@Biggreenbooks) February 11, 2017
Morgan and Rowling had a spectacular falling out on Twitter over Donald Trump after Morgan was told to “fuck off” on US television.
Please enjoy this clip of @jimjefferies going to town on Piers Morgan on Real Time. pic.twitter.com/jKc5WgiiLI
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 11, 2017
Yes, watching Piers Morgan being told to fuck off on live TV is *exactly* as satisfying as I'd always imagined. https://t.co/4FII8sYmIt
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
This is why I've never read a single word of Harry Potter. https://t.co/XUJBMs4KKm
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 11, 2017
It prompted this epic effort by Big Green Books in north London. No-one tell them that Morgan has already hit his “mute” button.
Hi. Just so you know, i'm not a computer program. It's me typing stuff. Piers Morgan is a twat. JK Rowling is incredible. I shall continue.
— Big Green Bookshop (@Biggreenbooks) February 11, 2017
UPDATE
Piers Morgan’s been in touch.
So @Biggreenbooks is tweeting me an entire Harry Potter book because I'm a 'twat'.
This, of course, just makes him an even bigger twat.— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 13, 2017
So has Big Green Books.
If I needed any more encouragement, here it is. https://t.co/iJKCzIKBIf
— Big Green Bookshop (@Biggreenbooks) February 13, 2017
And so has Twitter.
@piersmorgan You've just given his business a massive shoutout to 5 million followers. I think @Biggreenbooks wins this battle!
— Imran (@KhanUR1983) February 13, 2017
Back at Big Green Books, he’s still going.
.@piersmorgan over his forehead they could see a curiously shaped cut, like a bolt of lightning. 239/32567
— Big Green Bookshop (@Biggreenbooks) February 13, 2017