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The cue cards scene from Love Actually, updated for 2017

Poke Staff. Updated February 15th, 2017

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It’s been announced that a mini-sequel to the 2003 romcom Love Actually is to be made, to mark this year’s Red Nose Day. Here’s how the famous ‘cue cards’ scene would play out in 2017 – it’s not the slightest bit romantic, but it is topical.

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