This man live blogged his shopping trip to Ikea with his wife
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She has commented on how sturdy these spoons are. Our other measuring spoons do not strike me as structurally unsound.
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‘Ready?’ she asks. I say yes, but I’m not sure what she is referring to.
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‘This would be really pretty,’ says my wife. I express hesitance to hang a picture of a random woman on my wall. She was talking about the picture frame. I am on thin ice.
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We live in a basement. I fear for the lives of any plants we procure.
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I’ve been busted.
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We are checking out. We have a microwave cover, a sugar bowl, and a drawer divider. We do not have a mirror. ‘I want ice cream,’ says my wife.
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‘I love you forever,’ says my wife. I love her too.
