How this woman’s foot turned orange has an amusing story behind it

DocHolidayTombstone over on ImgUr writes:

This, Ladies and Gentleman, is my foot a week after I came home after a 15 hour shift, removed my shoes and discovered it had turned a lovely deep shade of terracotta.

My 14 year old daughter promises that she hasn’t used the more than likely out of date fake tan that’s been sitting at the bottom of my wardrobe for about a year now even though her legs resemble lightly toasted wotsits while the rest of her is practically albino like everyone else in the house. She swears to god that she didn’t use my socks to apply it either, and she most definitely didn’t put said sock back in my fucking drawers. Somehow I don’t quite believe her ????

A week of scrubbing, soaking, using baking soda, peroxide, fucking anything I could think of to try remove it and it’s still a hideous bastard orange. Someone please tell me what to do before it starts building walls and picking on Mexicans ????

Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/ZWn3Y