People have been imagining how Sean Spicer would spin their favourite movie plots
We’re rather loving #spicerspinsmovieplots, in which people imagine how Donald Trump mouthpiece Sean Spicer would apply his “alternative facts” sheen to the plot of some of our favourite films.
For example…
This ‘kid’ was radicalized by a dangerous cleric and blew up a military installation. We need a Jedi ban. #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/OrCf3uoYDc
— House of the Dread (@HouseoftheDread) April 6, 2017
If you like that, here’s a whole load more.
#spicerspinsmovieplots Tom Hanks was not alone on that island. This was the largest crowd to ever witness a man being a cast away — period. pic.twitter.com/YswASWkO8t
— Hickman Bell (@HickmanBell5) April 5, 2017
Omg!! I'm loving #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots tweets… ROFL… pic.twitter.com/w3t5pyI82x
— DEVYANI RAO (@RAODEVYANI) April 6, 2017
The boat was perfectly sized, they just needed a smaller shark #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/Z0aNj6jhyd
— craig deceased (@craigflynn1) April 5, 2017
Bambi's mother was NOT shot. She died of old age when that man was hunting, and that gun WAS registered. #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots
— Michael, still here (@Home_Halfway) April 6, 2017
Hannibal Lecter played a very limited role. Those people basically ate themselves. #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots
— Noah Finneburgh (@NoahFinneburgh) April 6, 2017
'You're all so negative… He wasn't blackmailing them! He just knew that they'd love what he was offering' #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/59PCw9rn6V
— Apparently Jane (@spencedbyus) April 5, 2017
#SpicerSpinsMoviePlots
Carrie's prom was the most attended prom in the history of her High School. pic.twitter.com/bGKbMKEvB1— Dave Matt (@davematt88) April 6, 2017
You don't simply walk into Mordor. Sauron had a strong immigration policy w/ extreme vetting by Nazgul border patrol #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots
— wise-ace (@Laura_the_Wise) April 6, 2017
It's not the destruction of Alderan that's important, we need to focus on who leaked the Death Star plans #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/1rCC8xos6e
— Marshall (@MarshallSbar) April 5, 2017
Indigenous natives disrupt legally authorized infrastructure project. #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/o1GEa8r0ir
— Jesse Gates (@decadent_creed) April 6, 2017
Affirmative Action causes hard-working businessman to lose his job, while undeserving minority wins. #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/FYlPhzg2X6
— Raoul_Duke (@RaoulDuke99) April 6, 2017
"Liberal elitist professor Indiana Jones prevents great leader from using the Ark to make his country Great Again!" #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots
— Steve G (@cat_guy_steve) April 6, 2017
Look, I don't get why the focus is on the return of Voldemort when the focus should be on Harry Potter skipping class#SpicerSpinsMoviePlots
— Matt A (@MattPaulino) April 6, 2017
No one has seen Simba's birth certificate. Period. Scar is the lawful King. That's what you should be writing about. #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) April 6, 2017
"This is the story of how a small town rapist escaped from jail with the help of a corrupt, anti-American SNOWFLAKE" #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/kyAJXfqqr9
— Tess (@OldEvilHag) April 6, 2017
You're looking at it all wrong. He asked if they wanted to play a game. There was clear consent!#SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/USW6V0jC7d
— Ðεε (@deedles420) April 5, 2017
