19 times Manchester city centre police were the top cops on Twitter
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Report of males carrying large plants into flat, believed to be cannabis. Turns out the occupant prefer tomatoes and all's in order.
— Manchester City Centre Police (GMP) (@GMPCityCentre) June 19, 2017
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7.30am – 999 just in to mattress fallen off back on lorry on Mancunian Way/Regent Rd. We're springing into action…
— Manchester City Centre Police (GMP) (@GMPCityCentre) June 28, 2017
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Topless male on roof of Shudehill car park, officers attended to offer support. Turns out male had a heavy night and needed some fresh air!
— Manchester City Centre Police (GMP) (@GMPCityCentre) June 19, 2017
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Male attempted to steal sunglasses in pub yesterday. Offender described as 'really ugly' and 'thuggish'. We'll keep our eyes open for him.
— Manchester City Centre Police (GMP) (@GMPCityCentre) June 19, 2017
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Two 13 yr olds wagging school today caught shoplifting. Took 10 gift cards thinking they were worth £350, but blank until loaded up at till!
— Manchester City Centre Police (GMP) (@GMPCityCentre) June 15, 2017
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3 males skinny dipping in canal Ducie St 8pm (1 naked) were strongly advised. Log says 'males have just been stupid, which isn't an offence'
— Manchester City Centre Police (GMP) (@GMPCityCentre) June 15, 2017
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And not forgetting, of course, the time they were trolled by this bloke and they trolled him right back in the most arresting fashion.