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This Twitter account thinks up better names for everyday objects and it’s genuinely rather amusing actually

We’re loving this Twitter account @CorrectNames, in fact we’re a bit envious that we didn’t think of it ourselves.

Such a simple concept: pick a ordinary object and think up a better, more correct name.

We’ve read them all and picked 18 of our favourites.

1. Yummy! Looking forward to planting these delicious “Bagel Seeds”

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/884786112157319168

2. Ideal for celebs, it’s the “Limousine Dog”

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/889160192134434816

3. So thirsty. Can’t wait to drink some “Snowman Blood”

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/883715325648396297

4. Lashing of “Cereal Sauce” all over my cereal please mum

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/881887069278281728

5. ARGH! IT’S A “DANGER NOODLE!”

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/887320869680422912

6. Choo choo goes the “Latey McLateface”

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/887300934216413184

7. Brum Brum! Can’t wait to go out and see my friends on my “Acoustic Motorcycle”

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/887432888332976128

8. Oi “Beach Chicken”, you’re not having my chips!

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/849626681383845888

9. What’s that mummy? Is it a “Barcode Cow”? Yes son, that’s right

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/849317975937167360

10. Mate – can I borrow your “Apple Juice” I’ve left mine at home

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/886976265437286401

11. Love to get to sleep at night counting “Land Clouds”

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/849659900376399872

12. I love to go to the park to feed the “Water Chicken”

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/887960312837799936

13. Bit parched here, how about some “Boneless Ice”

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/887771641006129152

14. Everyone’s favourite breakfast “Raw Toast”

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/865579552017268737

15. I love it when my mum buys “Temporary Balloon” mixture

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/887950736960761856

16. If you’re happy and you know it stamp your “Floor Hands”!

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/871458973874102272

17. Pity about the “Homeless Snail”

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/888359659316367360

18. Yum. Lashing of “Bread Moisturiser” on my bread please mum

https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/886609126171848704

Brilliant isn’t it? And if you want to play along in the comments then please do.

We want to hear YOUR new names for ordinary things.