This Twitter account thinks up better names for everyday objects and it’s genuinely rather amusing actually
We’re loving this Twitter account @CorrectNames, in fact we’re a bit envious that we didn’t think of it ourselves.
Such a simple concept: pick a ordinary object and think up a better, more correct name.
We’ve read them all and picked 18 of our favourites.
1. Yummy! Looking forward to planting these delicious “Bagel Seeds”
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/884786112157319168
2. Ideal for celebs, it’s the “Limousine Dog”
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/889160192134434816
3. So thirsty. Can’t wait to drink some “Snowman Blood”
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/883715325648396297
4. Lashing of “Cereal Sauce” all over my cereal please mum
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/881887069278281728
5. ARGH! IT’S A “DANGER NOODLE!”
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/887320869680422912
6. Choo choo goes the “Latey McLateface”
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/887300934216413184
7. Brum Brum! Can’t wait to go out and see my friends on my “Acoustic Motorcycle”
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/887432888332976128
8. Oi “Beach Chicken”, you’re not having my chips!
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/849626681383845888
9. What’s that mummy? Is it a “Barcode Cow”? Yes son, that’s right
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/849317975937167360
10. Mate – can I borrow your “Apple Juice” I’ve left mine at home
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/886976265437286401
11. Love to get to sleep at night counting “Land Clouds”
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/849659900376399872
12. I love to go to the park to feed the “Water Chicken”
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/887960312837799936
13. Bit parched here, how about some “Boneless Ice”
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/887771641006129152
14. Everyone’s favourite breakfast “Raw Toast”
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/865579552017268737
15. I love it when my mum buys “Temporary Balloon” mixture
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/887950736960761856
16. If you’re happy and you know it stamp your “Floor Hands”!
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/871458973874102272
17. Pity about the “Homeless Snail”
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/888359659316367360
18. Yum. Lashing of “Bread Moisturiser” on my bread please mum
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/886609126171848704
Brilliant isn’t it? And if you want to play along in the comments then please do.
We want to hear YOUR new names for ordinary things.