When Boris Johnson met Donald Trump – our 7 favourite captions
1.
"Hey you're that fucking idiot with terrible hair who tricked an entire country into making themselves look like morons" pic.twitter.com/JDOremajAR
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) September 19, 2017
2.
https://twitter.com/SimonNRicketts/status/910082395264684032
3.
[in unison]
"So I reckon I've got about a week before I'm fired for gross incompetence and just generally being a dick"
"Same"
"Same" pic.twitter.com/DzX8LEKK2p— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 19, 2017
4.
"1, 2, 3, 4… I declare a thumb war." pic.twitter.com/iBjpYbjyqr
— The Sun Apologies (@SunApology) September 19, 2017
5.
"Hi. I thought you were great on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?".
— Oonagh (@Okeating) September 19, 2017
6.
Schrödinger’s Wig.
— Helen Ayres (@Raphaelite_Girl) September 19, 2017
7.
"Welcome to Planet Cunt"
— James Brown (@jamesjamesbrown) September 19, 2017
BONUS
The absolute fucking state of Bros these days. pic.twitter.com/QOWIkblBhv
— Jason (@NickMotown) September 19, 2017
"Do you think anyone would notice if we swapped hair?"
"Let's do it!"
"Well I'm busy getting ready to nuke someone right now. Later?"
"k" pic.twitter.com/omo8BKVP40
— ☞Nick L'Mao☜ (@NickLMao1) September 19, 2017
"Feel it! Feel my liver. It's the biggest liver ever. It's enormous. Experts have never seen one like it!" pic.twitter.com/jMZistwuWF
— Oonagh (@Okeating) September 19, 2017
"Congratulations, You're hired" pic.twitter.com/0MvMZ1tRdx
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) September 19, 2017
Worst Blankety Blank reboot ever. pic.twitter.com/WZ1LZIU1Fm
— Matthew Sweet (@DrMatthewSweet) September 19, 2017