People are coming up with ‘very British offences’ and they’re funny and oh so true
There was a fair bit of rage in there too.
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#VeryBritishOffences
Phoning a home landline after 9pm— Kevin Johns (@Berlinseshdmtv) January 18, 2018
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https://twitter.com/jadecomf/status/954017565612892162
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https://twitter.com/DadJokeMan/status/954012290990444549
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putting your bag on the seat next to you on public transport so no fecker can sit near you #VeryBritishOffences
— Claire J Cheeseman (@cjcheesecake) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences Saying scone incorrectly
— Claire J Cheeseman (@cjcheesecake) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences Adding milk to the tea before you add the water.
— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences Saying sorry when you should say open your fecking eyes when someone bumps into you
— Claire J Cheeseman (@cjcheesecake) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences
Voting for Brexit…and then asking Google the next day
"What is the EU?"
— John Peek #FBPE (@john196201) January 18, 2018
While most people went for those funny little everyday things, others went for the bigger picture.
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https://twitter.com/nickkerr1961/status/954053125123473408
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Blaming foreigners for everything! Literally, fucking everything. #VeryBritishOffences
— Marion (@pickledpuffin) January 18, 2018
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The Irish Famine. #VeryBritishOffences
— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences Invading half the world and then complaining about migrants.
— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) January 18, 2018
If you’ve read this far, reward yourself by sharing your own #VeryBritishOffences in the comments.
