17 favourite responses to Boris Johnson’s plan to build a 22-mile bridge to France
10.
“I want a little bridge for people who’ve never heard of the tunnel, planes or boats”
“Ok sounds goo—“
“And massive physical and diplomatic barriers preventing anyone from coming to the UK. The bridge should have cars on it vroom vroom.” https://t.co/QhTO3H61qE
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 19, 2018
11.
How about one long zip-line across the channel instead of #BorisBridge? pic.twitter.com/ufo3uZHH2V
— Thomas Jones (@tomj191) January 19, 2018
12.
From the man that brought you the rolling windowless sauna bus, the cable car to nowhere AND the West Ham Olympic Stadium deal, comes… pic.twitter.com/4dgWYRqh1g
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) January 18, 2018
13.
In the world of Boris logic, let’s build a 22 mile vanity project bridge between Britain and France but continue to cut investment in schools, police, NHS and fire services.#BorisBridge #BreadAndCircuses #Brexit https://t.co/pmrND1TlWY
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) January 19, 2018
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And now he wants to build a fucking SEA BRIDGE? pic.twitter.com/oUweKpf05l
— News Thing on RT UK (@NewsThingRT) January 19, 2018
15.
Boris Johnson proposes 22-mile lorry park across the channel https://t.co/3eYGc404ks
— Luke McGee (@lukemcgee) January 19, 2018
16.
– planes and boats exist
– you want to look like you’re building bridges whilst also dismantling ties 50 fucking years in the making
– France are obviously going to reject your batshit crazy idea
– you look like someone has rammed a mop through a ham https://t.co/V6jxPnH1lq
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 19, 2018
17.
When politicians say they want to build bridges… "For weeks after the opening of the bridge, muffled cries and groans that could be heard coming from within the structure…" https://t.co/ebV8kVWEFJ #BorisBridge pic.twitter.com/QnAcEXxWPV
— Scarfolk Council (@Scarfolk) January 19, 2018
