The only 11 replies you need to this Daily Telegraph headline

Just another day in the world of the Daily Telegraph.

Germans hate us celebrating our glorious victory against Nazism because it reminds them of their own shameful pasthttps://t.co/MXiGxRFobQ

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) January 30, 2018

In common with nearly every other of the Telegraph’s so-called ‘Premium’ articles, it fades out at exactly the same time you would walk away from a pub bore.

The replies are a far more satisfying experience, and here are our 11 favourites.

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Another example of how the Telegraph doesn’t understand history.
– Germans have learnt from the past & understand, and moved on.
– The UK still seems to think war is a good thing.
– No one thinks national history is an irrelevance – we just know it isn’t representative.

— Chris McBride (@McChris85) January 30, 2018

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What? Is this actually in a supposedly serious newspaper?

I worked with Germans for 5 years, and they definitely do not hate the U.K. Until recently they much admired our pragmatism and humour. They think we have gone completely bonkers now though.

— Gary Carter #FBPE (@garycarter1071) January 30, 2018

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What the actual fuck? The @Telegraph becomes more & more like stumbling into a pub & having some racist old man shout at you while you try & order a drink. Something about how it was better when pubs sold mild & only opened at 6.30pm.

— Will Hutchinson #FBPE ⚓️ (@HUTCHfilms) January 30, 2018

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