People are sharing their least athletic injury and it’ll make you go “this is me”
This fine gentleman over on Twitter is asking “what’s your least athletic injury?” and people are replying in their droves, because frankly, we’re all useless and constantly injuring ourselves doing stuff like picking up a leaf.
https://twitter.com/AnthonyIrwinLA/status/958919610954207234
We’ve picked the eight best answers, so enjoy…
1. “Jogging”

Source: Twitter
2. “Dancing”
Dislocated my kneecap dancing to “I Fall Apart” by Post Malone
— mandy (@Amandaaa_k87) February 1, 2018
3. “Sneezing”

Source: Twitter
4. “Throwing”
I win. I broke my hand throwing away a gingerbread house.
— R. Lin (@notinbtnet) February 1, 2018
5. “Forking”

Source: Twitter
6. “Removing shoes”
Getting ready to go play some ball. Tied my shoes but forgot to take off my sweats first. Tried to take them off without untying my shoes and ended up spraining my thumb so I couldn’t play.
— Masta Red Snappa (@MastaRedSnappa) February 1, 2018
7. “Playing with dog”

Source: Twitter
8. “Chewing gum”
I just choked on my gum whilst lying down, laughing at some of the replies on this thread, and now my throat hurts. That count?
— 💫Gwyn Erso💫 (@gwynniepeg) February 1, 2018
If you’ve had an athletic injury then trained lawyers are waiting for your call please tell us in the comments on Facebook or Twitter.
Source: Twitter/@AnthonyIrwinLA