The only 11 responses you need to Donald Trump’s plans for a military parade
7.
There was already a #TrumpParade in DC. Not very well attended the first time, would be a waste of Pentagon time and resources the second time.
Photo: https://t.co/WYQprKDgNp pic.twitter.com/bFoNKhKKgd— Rep. Rick Larsen (@RepRickLarsen) February 7, 2018
8.
Trump’s wannabe despot checklist:
✓Call press “enemy of the people”
✓Scapegoat minorities
✓Call to jail political opponents
✓Fire people investigating you
✓Politicize law enforcement
✓Lie to boost cult of personality
✓Host strongman military parade— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) February 7, 2018
9.
Trump throwing a parade for himself despite abysmal approval ratings is a metaphor for his entire existence.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 7, 2018
10.
Rep. Jackie Speier on President Trump's interest in a military parade: "I was stunned by it, to be quite honest. … We have a Napoleon in the making here." https://t.co/MSrhf2gsKl pic.twitter.com/zdbj4y01n6
— CNN (@CNN) February 7, 2018
11.
Dear President Trump,
Sorry, but the Military Parade cannot go ahead as everyone has 'bone spurs'. We're sure you'll understand.
Sincerely,
The Pentagon— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) February 7, 2018