37 ‘objectively nice’ things that people really, really hate
20.
Clapping in general. But especially an audience clapping along in time to the music – it makes me feel so unbearably awkward.
— Fiona Goggin (@losethesmog) March 14, 2018
21.
People who slow their car to let me cross the road where there is no crossing. Unnecessary ambiguity created when I was ready to just wait for them to pass.
— linkiloo (@hazelinki) March 14, 2018
22.
When the staff in a restaurant sing happy birthday to anybody.
— Rose Emma Brooke (@rosebiscuit) March 14, 2018
23.
Jolly writing and jokes on baby products. Babies can’t read! It is just patronising (and embarrassing) for parents, who are grown ups and do not require comic sans.
— Rosie Brown (@RosieSBrown) March 14, 2018
24.
Incessantly cheerful people. Don’t like them, don’t trust them.
— Juliet (@_Juliet_G) March 14, 2018
25.
People anticipating a holiday and saying ” x number of sleeps until…”
— Serena (@sma60) March 14, 2018
26.
Waiters/waitresses asking if you’re enjoying your meal while you have a mouthful of food.
— Jeanie Finlay (@JeanieFinlay) March 14, 2018
27.
I absolutely hate barbecues. They are so much hassle and always a bit shit, why does everyone go on about them so much
— Jessica Barrett (@jess_barrett) March 14, 2018
28.
People commenting niceties on social media to people who aren’t on it (such as grandparents or small children). ‘Happy birthday to my beautiful daughter etc’. Stop it! Say it in person!
— Kelly Molloy (@sparklysparkly) March 14, 2018
29.
People who wear hats and scarves but then a short sleeved T shirt.
— Isobel (@bella_blogs) March 15, 2018
30.
People who clap when the pilot lands. IT IS HIS JOB, this is what is supposed to happen. Why are you clapping. WHY?????
— Joanna Lloyd (@tootingwurzel) March 14, 2018
31.
Drinks / sandwiches pretending to be my friends “Please recycle me” or “I’m better toasted” etc. Just go away!
— Steve May (@stevemaythe1st) March 14, 2018
32.
Whistling. Anyone who whistles and / or has ever whistled. No.
— Alison Collins (@alisoncollins_) March 14, 2018
33.
John Lennon’s “Imagine”.
— Stephen Penman (@stephenpenman) March 14, 2018
34.
Other peoples kids.
— Jennifer 👑 (@LadySassington) March 14, 2018
35.
Parties that are completely incidental pre-event excuses for asking for more gifts (baby showers/engagement etc etc) 🙄
— Kay O (@Kay_O) March 14, 2018
36.
New Year’s Eve. Overrated and dull.
— Cameron Phillips (@cameron71) March 15, 2018
37.
David Attenborough.
— Steve (@Ooohpolitics) March 14, 2018
We have a winner
— Stuart Heritage (@stuheritage) March 14, 2018
Don’t forget to tell us yours in the comments. Can you beat David Attenborough?
