People are sharing things you should achieve by the time you’re 35 and they’re totally on the money
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By the age of 35 you should have learned you're the rightful King of Gondor, been given the Ring of Barahir, fallen in love with an Elf, and become Chieftain of the Rangers of the North.
— *seasonal Nazgul noises* (@CptHollingworth) May 16, 2018
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By the age of 35 you should
have seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.— Vault 69 Boy (@aka_fatman) May 20, 2018
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By the age of 35 you should have:
✔ Eaten cereal for dinner
✔ Upgraded from airbed to uncomfortable futon
✔ Fought a bear to the point of mutual respect
✔ Own something… like anything
✔ Ugly cried on an airplane while watching Coco
✔ Forgot how to balance a checkbook— Sean Baptiste (@SeanTheBaptiste) May 15, 2018
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By the age of 35 you should have saved the Earth from an alien invasion
— donni saphire (@donni) May 15, 2018
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https://twitter.com/matociquala/status/998365383232016384
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By the age of 35, you should be wondering how you’re going to move 13 boxes of books that you can’t hear to leave behind even though you mostly switched to ebooks years ago.
— Eva (@evacide) May 20, 2018
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https://twitter.com/cstross/status/997480191491526656
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https://twitter.com/Birdyword/status/998287722367410176
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By the age of 35 you should have written 41 symphonies, 50-odd concertos, 21 operas, a wealth of chamber music, sonatas, masses, serenades and myriad other forms, and be hailed as the greatest musical genius of all time, say experts.
You should also be dead.
— Lev Parikian (@LevParikian) May 16, 2018
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By the age of 35 you should have:
Have had at least 6 gig jobs
Still not have a 401k
Taken ur dogs antibiotics at least once
Researched selling a kidney
Owned a mattress but no bed frame— addie wagenknecht (@wheresaddie) May 20, 2018
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But @dubiousgenius makes an excellent point about the financial advice.
“By the age of 35, you should have a year’s salary saved, which is easy, if you’re unemployed.”