The replies to this are just brilliant (and sometimes brilliantly awful)
Here’s the always followable Nick Harvey on Twitter asking people, well, have a look for yourself.
Describe your worst sexual encounter with a song title.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) June 4, 2018
And the responses can be divided into very funny, painfully relatable and Oh God, Oh Jesus Christ!
1.
Come on Eileen.
— Lev Parikian (@LevParikian) June 4, 2018
2.
It only takes a minute.
— Stephen Allen (@Elephantlens) June 4, 2018
3.
The Mother We Share
— Ed B (@EggBanana) June 4, 2018
Fucking HELL.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) June 4, 2018
4.
That don’t impress me much.
— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) June 4, 2018
5.
When The Levee Breaks.
— Rich Clark – Images (@richclarkimages) June 5, 2018
You can’t just make them up you know.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) June 5, 2018
6.
Bad Blood
— Lucien Young (@LucienDYoung) June 4, 2018
Eeuuw.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) June 4, 2018
Can’t help feeling you’ve brought this on yourself…
— Lucien Young (@LucienDYoung) June 4, 2018
7.
Come on everybody
— Ian Caple (@iancaplemusic) June 5, 2018
*stares*
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) June 5, 2018
8.
Mama told me not to come.
— Mike Holden #FBPE (@MikeHolden42) June 4, 2018
Oh. No.
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) June 4, 2018
9.
Won’t Get Fooled Again.
— simon evans (@TheSimonEvans) June 4, 2018
10.
All By Myself
— Kenneth Jerrett (@newfishboy) June 4, 2018
11.
If you tolerate this, then your children will be next
— Matt Griffiths (@ManlyOldGrump) June 5, 2018
Jesus Christ!
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) June 5, 2018
*proud face
— Matt Griffiths (@ManlyOldGrump) June 5, 2018