You won’t see a more devastating payoff in an obituary
And if you have, make sure you share it with us, won’t you?
Everything’s going fine in the first 3 paragraphs. It’s at the start of the 4th when things take an unexpected turn …
Paragraph 1: ok
Paragraph 2: ok
Paragraph 3: wait
Paragraph 4: OH
Paragraph 5: *airplane flies overhead with a banner reading WELCOME TO HELL MOM* pic.twitter.com/ppV45htrda— Stu (@RandBallsStu) June 5, 2018
If only she was around to read it. On second thoughts…