Only 5 ‘cabinet’ jokes you need right now
Theresa May unveiled her new look cabinet today AKA ‘the only people left who would say yes’.
“Productive Cabinet meeting this morning – looking ahead to a busy week. And sending our best wishes to @England for tomorrow!” – PM @Theresa_May pic.twitter.com/PScxaG1xsj
— UK Prime Minister (@10DowningStreet) July 10, 2018
And here are the only 5 cabinet jokes you need.
1.
“They were making jokes about our furniture at the weekend, and now their whole cabinet has totally collapsed.” pic.twitter.com/2ivJqEew6n
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) July 9, 2018
2.
"Where's Davis?"
"Quit"
"Lee?"
"Resigned"
"Greening?"
"Gone"
"Green?"
"Fired after wanking scandal"
"Rudd?"
"Fired for something you did"
"Boris?"
"Literally nobody fucking knows"
….
"Ok just take the cabinet photo" pic.twitter.com/Vcu3bdjk6Y— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 9, 2018
3.
IKEA unveils new ‘Thërëså’ cabinet: pic.twitter.com/I7xzVKA69g
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) July 10, 2018
4.
By Sunday, England may be coming home with a Trophy.
and no Cabinet.
— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) July 9, 2018
5.
Theresa May's cabinet 'not in crisis' confirms Justice Secretary Barry from Eastenders.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) July 10, 2018
To conclude …
I mean we’re all fucked, but this is pretty entertaining.
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) July 9, 2018