Simply 43 funny things people are saying about Donald Trump’s UK visit
Donald Trump’s first official visit to the UK is going pretty much as well as you’d expect – lots of protests, slagging off his hosts, and the launch of a giant Trump baby balloon in London.
To help ease the pain until the so-called president flies off again, here’s 43 of the funniest things people have been saying about his visit so far.
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https://twitter.com/Stop_Trump20/status/1017455802456690689
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There is currently a “Dalek Trump” bring paraded down Whitehall accompanied by “Secret Service agents”… pic.twitter.com/6aoPfJf59b
— Benjamin Kentish (@BenKentish) July 12, 2018
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Dear America. We have your president. If you do not send us $30,000,000, in unmarked bills, by 2000 hours BST on Friday, we will let him return to you.
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) July 12, 2018
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I think this kind of sums up the Trump visit. Angry, frustrated people giving the finger to a retreating helicopter. pic.twitter.com/vKp259byRh
— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) July 12, 2018
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“Hide Charlotte, George and Louis”
“He’s not going to cage them, Liz”
“Not taking any chances with the psychopathic orange dickhead” pic.twitter.com/yRSiyKp3iK— James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 21, 2018
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WHY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS SHE HOLDING HIS HAND LIKE A THREE YEAR OLD BEING BEING TAKEN TO THE TOILET? #TrumpVisitUK pic.twitter.com/I8mN5giqhR
— Liza Frank (@lilithepunk) July 13, 2018
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https://twitter.com/chummzzy/status/1017636688196243456
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It’s hard to know why Trump has such intense animosity and hatred for London’s Muslim mayor, the Muslim Sadiq Khan.
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 13, 2018
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I’m waiting for Macron to turn up dressed as a candlestick. pic.twitter.com/LifBGZ72Te
— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) July 12, 2018
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Donald Trump's brain is just a daily mail comments section
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 13, 2018
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#TrumpUKVisit is much better with the Star Wars music pic.twitter.com/fBcqrz69Oe
— simon buschenfeld (@buschenfeld) July 12, 2018
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The Queen cancelling her meeting with Trump would guarantee the future of the monarchy for the next hundred years at least.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) July 13, 2018
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He's here pic.twitter.com/IrArkBZWN7
— McFadden's Cold War (@Coldwar_Steve) July 12, 2018
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This. pic.twitter.com/1umVjJMTG4
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) July 13, 2018
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Donald Trump says that the British people want Brexit because more people voted for Brexit. More people voted Hillary than you, you fuckturnip.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 13, 2018
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Trousers by Kim. pic.twitter.com/W8CJRk8xS9
— John Rain (@MrKenShabby) July 12, 2018
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Fucking love it. Grotesque. It tickles me. Tickles a masochistic side, a sadistic side, it tickles a part of me that rejoices in the failure of humanity. It's the backstory, it's the bodies and faces, it's the ceremony, it's so many things. It's grotesque. pic.twitter.com/3XqavPwDnf
— Limmy's Vines at the Fringe (@DaftLimmy) July 12, 2018
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If Sadiq Khan is to blame for terrorist attacks in London wouldn't that mean that Trump is responsible for the rise of white nationalism and mass shootings in America or does it only work when the narrative helps the right wing welcome to my ted talk 'politics for toddlers'
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 13, 2018
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Trump seems to think there's only one hospital in all of London. On the plus side, this should limit how much of the NHS the government can sell to the US. #TrumpUKVisit
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) July 13, 2018
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Donald Trump landing at Stansted and being met by Liam Fox. Not even Ryanair puts you through that.
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) July 12, 2018
