Egypt is about to open an ancient sarcophagus and people expect chaos – the best 23 reactions
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maybe we could take a vote on this https://t.co/IZqLDmtout
— Samantha Ravndahl (@SsssamanthaaMUA) July 18, 2018
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[looks around at current political situation]
[shrugs]
"Sure, why not?" https://t.co/J7wv0IsMEj— Space Force Computer (@Hal_RTFLC) July 17, 2018
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Jesus this week was all PRE-curse. https://t.co/nJZbZ4TfyU
— Jake Maccoby (@jdmaccoby) July 17, 2018
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I won’t even open a tupperware with leftovers in it after 4 days https://t.co/iD4BAGJgYb
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) July 18, 2018
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It’s what we deserve https://t.co/NTZHbs0jQi
— Jules (@Julian_Epp) July 17, 2018
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I halfway expect this to be promo for another poorly CGI’d Dwyane Johnson.
— A family of woodchucks ate Paul Ryan’s car (@sxsdale) July 17, 2018
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2012: oh no Mayan calendar says the world might end and we could all die
2018: PLEASE let the black Egyptian sarcophagus carry a curse that will collectively put us out of our misery— zoinks, scoob (@dadvansss) July 18, 2018
20.
They open the mysterious black sarcophagus and inside it's David Bowie, alive and well. He then sets about repairing the timeline using the occult knowledge he won through trickery in the Underworld
— iucounu (@iucounu) July 11, 2018
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When they open that black sarcophagus they’ll find it empty and whatever nameless horror it contained has already escaped through the bottom and scuttled into our world to unleash its eldritch desires… pic.twitter.com/TLNe0kguUU
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) July 18, 2018
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Cthulhu is coming home https://t.co/LrQTISzNCM
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) July 11, 2018
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Egypt after opening that mysterious Black Sarcophagus pic.twitter.com/GQfIX2Tn0U
— F.A.C. (@ROTLD_2) July 17, 2018
But, perhaps it’s not as exciting as we all think.
Anyone seen my massive black sarcophagus?
— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) July 11, 2018
