Donald Trump just said this and these are our 11 favourite responses
We’d file it under ‘you couldn’t make it up’ but unfortunately that file has been full for some time now.
So we’ll just put it here instead, the latest missive from the stable genius that is Donald Trump.
Collusion is not a crime, but that doesn’t matter because there was No Collusion (except by Crooked Hillary and the Democrats)!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 31, 2018
And here are some of our favourite responses so far.
1.
STEALING A TIGER FROM THE ZOO IS NOT A CRIME BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER I DIDN'T STEAL A TIGER FROM THE ZOO BUT HILARY DID AND SHOULD GO TO JAIL BECAUSE STEALING TIGERS FROM THE ZOO IS ILLEGAL. https://t.co/OaSmqcwLmt
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) July 31, 2018
2.
Hitting that child with a car was not a crime and anyway I wasn't driving and it wasn't my car and also I cannot drive and also that child should not have been in the road https://t.co/BxuBrfyehO
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 31, 2018
3.
There it is folks, the stupidest thing you'll read today! https://t.co/0E9Y6VA5hO
— Translate Things (@TranslateThings) July 31, 2018
4.
6 Steps of Trump
1 Totally false, didn't happen.
2 OK but we weren’t aware of it.
3 So we did know, we thought it was a joke.
4 OK, we did do it, but it isn't illegal.
5 Sure, it's a crime. But I’m busy with Korea & Iran. Time to move on.
6 Can you get me a plea bargain? https://t.co/mFZwKPR2kX— Thomas E. Ricks (@tomricks1) July 31, 2018
5.
Dude, if you had a real lawyer, he'd be washing down handfuls of Xanax with Jack Daniels right about now. https://t.co/9MzbPy5EYv
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) July 31, 2018
6.
OMG. Wait a minute, back up the bus. Trump just accused Hillary of something he just said wasn't a crime. What the F…? https://t.co/wHnF7gq5BB
— John Oberlin (@OMGno2trump) July 31, 2018
7.
https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1024270706446618624
8.
https://twitter.com/Politidope/status/1024264713608351744
9.
https://twitter.com/MrKenShabby/status/1024280888706838529
10.
Fuck me https://t.co/BBQDSKcd14
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) July 31, 2018
11.
Donald Trump in 2016: Lock Hillary up for collusion!
Donald Trump in 2017: There was no collusion with the Russians!
Donald Trump in 2018: Collusion is not a crime!
I hope they let you tweet from prison, because this shit is hysterical.
— dylan (@dyllyp) July 31, 2018