Donald Trump on just how much he respects ‘Great Britain’ will make your day better
Here’s Donald Trump reassuring people just how much respect he has for Great Britain and he’s obviously done his research because he knows all about us.
"I have great respect for the U.K. United Kingdom. Great respect. People call it Britain. They call it Great Britain. They used to call it England, different parts." (via Fox) pic.twitter.com/IgLQ6CFjzQ
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 2, 2018
That’s right, Donny. That’s exactly right.
Here are our favourite responses online.
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"Also, Lucky Charms come from Ireland. Which some say is is part of Great Britain, but really is imaginary. Nobody knows this. Only me."
— Bill Hoover (@daHoovster) 3 August 2018
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Dear God https://t.co/h7XaMxPZd0
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 3, 2018
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Also, Frosted Flakes. This guy Tony, he’s a tiger. Ferocious. The kind only I could take down. Anyway, he’s says they’re grrrreat! So they’re probably from Britain too.
— Jason Bloomfield (@JMBloomfield) 3 August 2018
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Why do so many of Trumps speeches sound like a 12-year-old faking their way through an oral book report?
"The Lord of the Flies is a great book. Just great. There were a ton of flies…whole bunch of flies. This one character, he was the lord of them. Lord of the flies."
— Mick Ignis (@IgnisTwote) 3 August 2018
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"In conclusion, Great Britain truly is a land of contrasts." https://t.co/fd4pfEA4AI
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 3, 2018
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The president of the United States is a stupid idiot.
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) 3 August 2018
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I mean England. Like they used to call it. And the different parts, the great tigers. People are saying all the Britains want me to be their President.
— Elizabeth (@thoughtwhirl) 3 August 2018
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Only in America can you become a billionaire without being able to pass a 6th grade geography class. https://t.co/ZOr9eBEV9i
— Sage Rosenfels (@SageRosenfels18) August 3, 2018
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I remember when I was in England. It was D-Day. I was heroic af. The Japs couldn’t stop me. Speaking of, those internment camps were just that…camps! Like the places I’m housing he border kids I kidnapped. Fish and chips
— Jason Bloomfield (@JMBloomfield) 3 August 2018
Not forgetting when he said this.
I hope he does the Elton John bit tonight again. It kills pic.twitter.com/2CyRmCPa1S
— Greg Thomson (@goatz55) 3 August 2018