Someone suggested this and it unleashed a torrent of everyday irritations
15.
– Men with trousers which are too short
– Men who wear tie clips with a waistcoat
– Men who wear waistcoats with a belt and half an acre of shirtfront sticking out between the waistcoat and the belt
– Men who wear pointy elf shoes that curl up at the end
– Men [1/472]— Sir WarGit of Peek Freans (and the rest) (@WarGit) August 6, 2018
16.
– ambulant mobile-phone gazers (simultaneous wearing of headphones an aggravating feature)
— Charles Holland (@charlescholland) August 6, 2018
17.
Men with red trousers. Slow-walking couples who hog entire pavements.
— Liz CF (@lizchong1) August 6, 2018
18.
Fines for anyone who is still using the “Keep Calm…” meme format. Especially if related to Brexit.
— Clementine Fletcher (@clemfletch) August 6, 2018
19.
– adults on kick scooters
— Josh Spero (@joshspero) August 6, 2018
20.
People who have conversations in work toilets
— Mike Ruppert (@ruppertmike) August 7, 2018
21.
People wearing cut-off jean shorts – wait, there’s more – with the pockets still hanging down… pic.twitter.com/uDhLxd8dr1
— David Whitely (@WhitelyDPM) August 6, 2018
22.
– minimum walking speed for pedestrians, enforced by fines / taser #dawdlingtax
— Hanesydd (@hanesyddiaeth) August 6, 2018
23.
People who refer to other people as ‘legends’
— Leonie Marianne (@LeonieMarianne) August 7, 2018
24.
“this house runs on love, laughter and prosecco”
— Alexander Smith (@AlexanderSmith) August 7, 2018
In summary …
People
— _ (@francoismaillot) August 7, 2018
Yes, you, sir.
https://twitter.com/KarlLaMorte/status/1026774384969535488