Just the 25 funniest jokes of the week – that’s all
Another week over, another week of arguing about Jeremy Corbyn. What was he doing with the wreath? Can Boris Johnson actually make tea? Does anybody care what grades Jeremy Clarkson got in his A-levels? We answer none of these questions, but we can provide 25 very funny jokes for you to read whilst you ponder them for yourselves.
1.
Imagine how easy it was to get a history degree in, like, year 20.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) August 12, 2018
2.
https://twitter.com/morvmw/status/1028584473317830657
3.
https://twitter.com/allencmarshall/status/1028478909682204673
4.
I was present…I don’t think I was actually involved. pic.twitter.com/0aTvcsA3rJ
— Rob (@RobsNotTweeting) August 13, 2018
5.
https://twitter.com/meagantrott/status/1028435884914270208
6.
What the hell was god thinking when he created the sex noise that foxes make
— Amy Charlotte Kean (@keano81) August 12, 2018
7.
https://twitter.com/thenatewolf/status/1028331261968842752
8.
Turns out Game of Thrones next series is filming in the carpark of the Junction Tavern. pic.twitter.com/UCkSbhKuix
— Ryan Sampson (@MrRyanSampson) August 14, 2018
9.
Congratulations Kellogg’s. That is the shittest Join the Dots in history of Join the Dots. pic.twitter.com/gI64ZL86AJ
— Ed Byrne (@MrEdByrne) August 14, 2018
10.
Apparently it’s been announced that the world’s most liveable city is Vienna.
This means nothing to me.— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 15, 2018
11.
https://twitter.com/arawnsley/status/1029441793585238016
12.
Me getting sucked back into Twitter after taking a restful social media break. pic.twitter.com/qpgyy0K7hM
— Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty) August 14, 2018