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Shop sign of the day

John Plunkett. Updated August 20th, 2018

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In the words of BBC Breakfast’s Dan Walker, we really hope this sign is real.

I really hope this shop sign is real 😂 #JustTwoCornettos pic.twitter.com/T6EUqfnINQ

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) August 20, 2018

Belated happy 60th birthday (not you, Dan).

I really hope this store has cctv! 😂😂

— Char (@LaytonCharlotte) August 20, 2018

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