Someone called themselves “Stop Brexit” at Starbucks and it got quite the reaction – the 18 funniest comments
We’ve lost count of the amount of “funny” names people have handed in at Starbucks, just to prank the baristas when they have to shout them out. We also suspect some of them might not actually be true – we know – perish the thought of people faking stuff on the internet. That being said, we quite like this one and it might even be true.
https://twitter.com/EUflagmafia/status/1033394718166708225
When @EUflagmafia tweeted this, they received a flood of reactions. Some didn’t believe it had happened.
A barrista made me feel powerful………..& i liked it………or I possibly imagined it all whilst in the queue. https://t.co/8pQcS7oS7h
— .Dear Aunty (@dearaunty) August 26, 2018
THE WHOLE PLACE ERUPTED IN TO APPLAUSE
You can't make this shit up
Oh wait, you just did https://t.co/z76pWPAY03— nase (@NasePybus) August 26, 2018
Others loved it.
https://twitter.com/davewiner/status/1033457403789012992
Some thought he shouldn’t have been in Starbucks in the first place.
well done for spending your money with tax dodgers
— Sandra (@LFCSandra) August 25, 2018
I can’t I boycott Starbucks
— Helen Grogan #FBPE #NHSLove #FBSI #MVM #YNWA (@kacidama) August 25, 2018
These 18 just took the piss.
1.
Is that The Hague? I would like to report history's worst ever friendly fire incident. https://t.co/EnEZWPgp7B
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) August 25, 2018
2.
Just gave my name in starbucks as 'Yog-Sothoth, Lurker at the Threshold, Opener of the Way, child of the Nameless Mist'. As the (remain) barrista screamed out my 'name' repeatedly, the sky churned and blackened and the whole place erupted into frenzied caterwauling as [1/372] https://t.co/KhfSIrY7lA
— Lord WarGit, Spicy Detective (@WarGit) August 25, 2018
3.
and that barista's name? Albert Einstein. https://t.co/7UjoNFd2O8
— Dan Hett (@danhett) August 26, 2018
4.
https://twitter.com/idvck/status/1033430910526529544
5.
Just gave my name in Starbucks as ‘scrap stamp duty and replace it with a land value tax’. As the (Georgian) barista screamed out my ‘name’ repeatedly, a cheer went up from the waiting customers. Result! Try it! #LVT #FBPE https://t.co/w0YReWKsoA
— Madeline Grant (@Madz_Grant) August 26, 2018
6.
I’m calling myself independence now https://t.co/7OAeIPUpVl
— . (@eddireader) August 26, 2018
7.
Just gave my name in starbucks as 'Ashley out'. As the (Geordie) barrista screamed out my 'name' repeatedly, the whole place erupted in to applause and chanted 'You can stick you House of Fraser up your arse'. Result. Try it. #AshleyOut #ThingsThatDidntHappen https://t.co/llBnNDQyQh
— Charlie Gray (@CharlieJGray) August 26, 2018
8.
Just gave my name in Starbucks as 'I'm literally a communist'. As the (communist) barista screamed out my 'name' repeatedly, the whole place erupted into chants of OOOOOOOH JEREMY COOOOORBYN. I finished my coffee minutes ago and they're still chanting. Result. Try it. https://t.co/UJio0kxHJH
— Kristian Niemietz (@K_Niemietz) August 26, 2018
9.
I wrote "Cinnamon dolce latte" on my referendum ballot paper and Theresa May just turned up at my door with one but it was skinny which is not what I asked for and then everyone who'd been at the polling station also turned up and applauded https://t.co/Kl1LwYESZJ
— Tom Freeman (@SnoozeInBrief) August 26, 2018