Michael Jackson’s Thriller from the woman’s point of view is a lesson for all daters
She’s definitely beginning to wish she’d swiped left.
zombies start chasing us. Now at the very LEAST I’m expecting him to man up, This fool clinging on to ME like imma do something! I’m looking at him like, DO THAT WEREWOLF SHIT YOU JUST DID IN THE WOODS!!” I turn around and next thing I know He a Zombie TOO! THESE HIS PEOPLE! pic.twitter.com/1HdbVPzevv
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
The penny drops – and Ola’s got some valid criticisms.
Now they dancing. This mean he been having rehearsals! You aint got no time to get a job to gas up yo car but you got time to rehearse 8-counts with zombies? Ya’ll I was done.Sad part is that one of the zombies trying to eat me was a black lady so much for us sticking together pic.twitter.com/8aIIGo3x8p
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
Remember the part where it looks like it’s all over for her, but her date wakes her up from a dream? [Still not a good date, by the way.] Well, that’s not how Roy’s version goes.
So I dipped off in this house and here come wolf zombie with his squad. he reached out to eat me the next thing I know… BOOM! he’s not a werewolf anymore. pic.twitter.com/DlQwIXYp37
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
She leaves us all with a sound piece of advice.
We don’t talk anymore but I just wanted to share my story so the rest of ya’ll can be safe. If you meet this dude name Gerald from the westside that got a red jacket and a blue convertible leave him alone. TRUST ME…. or go out with him in the daytime. Ya’ll Be blessed”- Ola Ray pic.twitter.com/ohCsaK7bkv
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
Twitter users loved his unusual take.
Lol. Sound advice though. https://t.co/f8wcgvgF1P
— Erika Miller (@KeiKatJones329) August 31, 2018
Holy shit. This is epic. That’s the first time I’ve ever used “epic” sincerely. This thread will have ripples throughout social media just as Thriller single-handedly changed the music industry.
— Dean Masello (@DeanMasello) August 30, 2018
O Roy, you are my shining light in this sometimes dark, hateful world of Twitter, this made me laugh so much I shed a tear, thanks man ✊
— Jane (@gutterflower88) August 29, 2018
And it was widely suggested that Michael Jackson would have approved.
This him watching this whole thread pic.twitter.com/F4qAITIWTV
— Angela (@QueenBabyChick) August 30, 2018
Twitter user, @NoksMazzi, knew that she wouldn’t have let things go as far as Ola Ray “did”.
This date would’ve been over for me when that car ran out of gas.