Someone’s turned the Salisbury poison suspects’ unlikely alibi into Pulp’s Common People and it’s a hit
A chap called Rob Joyce has taken the unlikely alibi provided by the two murder suspects in the Salisbury poisoning case and done this with it.
They came from Russia, had a thirst for knowledge,
Liked their spires, were passing Wiltshire College
That’s where I
Caught their eye
All their texts back home were encoded,
Said they knew the way from the station…blindfolded
I said fine
And in 30 seconds time they said— Rob (@RobsNotTweeting) September 13, 2018
WE WANT TO SEE A COMMON STEEPLE
WE’LL FLY TO SEE WHAT EVER COMMON STEEPLES DO
BUT IF THERE’S SLUSH NEAR THAT COMMON STEEPLE
I’LL TURN BACK FROM THAT COMMON STEEPLE
LIKE YOU DO— Rob Joyce (@RobJoyce156) September 13, 2018
It’s a deadly serious business of course but you have to take light wherever you can find it right now.
Skripulp! Fantastic.
— Anna Grzymala-Busse (@AnnaGBusse) September 13, 2018
Pulp Fiction
— Rob Joyce (@RobJoyce156) September 13, 2018
— Norman Stanley (@roonious79) September 13, 2018
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