The search is over – we’ve found the shittest calendar on the market

We’re well into Autumn and, before you know it, you’ll be making appointments for 2019, so you’re going to need to buy a calendar – unless you happen to live in the 21st century and own a smartphone. Naturally you’ll want something with a cool picture to look at each month, so we’ve been keeping an eye open and we’ve found one that’s perfect – perfectly shit, that is.

With a name that Ronseal would approve of, the Pooping Pooches Calendar features – well – pooping pooches. It shows beautiful landscapes, majestic vistas and towering mountains, all overshadowed by the image of a dog in the foreground, curling one out with abandon.

Let’s have a look at how the year unfolds.

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

Described by its creators as a “gag gift“, possibly because it makes people gag, the calendar’s models are chosen from photographs uploaded to their Facebook page, with a percentage of each sale going to charity.

If that doesn’t light your candle, you can always buy the calendar tipped to top the sales charts for 2019.

H/T boredpanda.com